短篇的英語小笑話帶翻譯的
一些帶有漢語翻譯的短篇英語小笑話，更加受人青睞的�？靵砜纯葱【帪槟銣�(zhǔn)備了幾則帶翻譯的短篇英語小笑話，歡迎大家閱讀!
簡短的英語小笑話
A customer at my teller's window was grumbling about the low interest rate on his savings account. He finally said he was just going to take all his money out of the bank，dig a hole in his back yard and bury it.
一位顧客站在我的出納窗口前，埋怨存錢的利率太低。最后，他說他妥把所有的錢從銀行里取出來，在自家后院挖個(gè)坑，把錢理了。
The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir，I couldn't help overhearing. Tell me, what is your address?".
隔壁窗口的`出納員探過身來說:“先生，我實(shí)在不怒愉聽，但還是聽到了，告訴我，您住在什么地才?”
簡單的英語小笑話
My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight，plus the ability to react quickly. During one interview，the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant，"Can you see that hill over there?"
炮兵司令和我一起給一群申請去好外炮兵部做偵察員的報(bào)名者面試。能勝任這個(gè)職務(wù)的人必須眼力好，反應(yīng)快.在面試中，司令指著一英里外的一座小山問一個(gè)年輕的軍士:
“你能看到那座山嗎?”
"Yes，sir, "he replied.
“是的，長官.”他回答。
"Can you see the radio antenna on that hi11?"Again, the soldier said that he could." Well，then," the commander went on,”can you see the bird sitting on the antenna?"
“你能看到山上的雷達(dá)天線嗎?”
The sergeant leaned forward and squinted.”No，sir，”he said，"but I can hear it singing.“
“是的，長官。”他又一次回答.
He got the job.
“那好，”司令繼續(xù)說:“你能看見天線上有只鳥嗎?”
這名軍士把身體往前傾了傾，瞇起眼睛，“不，長官，”他說，“但我聽得見它在叫.”
有趣的英文小故事
As a courier for an express delivery service，I tried to deliver a package that required refrigeration, but found no one home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered that I had a package for her neighbor."Oh，she works Monday through Friday and every other Saturday,“said the woman，“said the woman, "and some Sundays. She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30，unless she goes to the store, in which case it's closer to seven. And she's going to the store tonight because her kids are coming to visit her all the way from California!"
我是一名快件郵遞員。我曾一次送一個(gè)需冷東的包裹。但主人不在家。我便敲開了鄰居的門，那鄰居說我說的包裹是她的鄰居的。“噢，她從星期一到星期五，包括每隔一個(gè)星期六工作。”那位女鄰居說.“有時(shí)她星期天也工作。她每天早上七點(diǎn)四十離家，下午五點(diǎn)半回來。如果她要去商店，差不多七點(diǎn)才能回來。今天晚上她要去商店的，因?yàn)樗暮⒂趯?/p>
特地從加利福尼亞來看她。”
When she paused to take a breath, I asked if she would accept her neighbor's package. "Oh，no, I can't do that，“she said. "I don't know her that well.”
她停下喘氣的工夫，我問她能否替鄰居先把這包裹收下。“峨，不行，我可不能收。”她說:“我對她不怎么了解。”
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