帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話合集
許多孩子都喜歡聽比較簡(jiǎn)單的一些英語小笑話，如果帶有中文翻譯那就更加方便孩子理解了。下面就讓小編給大家分享帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話吧，希望能對(duì)你有幫助!
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話1
On a trip to Disney World in Florida,
my husband and I and our two children
devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction.
After three exhausting days,
we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-bye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Good-bye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-bye, Money."
一次，我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往位于佛羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂園旅游,我們?nèi)硇牡靥兆碓谒母鞣N充滿吸引力的奇觀中。
筋疲力盡地玩了三天后，我們要回家了。
當(dāng)我們駕車離開時(shí)，兒子揮著手說：“再見了，米奇�！�
女兒也揮著手說，“再見了，米妮。”
丈夫也有氣無力地?fù)]了揮手，說：“再見了，美元�！�
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話2
I conducted orientation for groups of new employees of a large computer-software company. One part covered the legal paper work for any inventions they had patented prior to joining us. Although it didn't apply to everyone，I explained，I needed all of them to list any patents they had.One young woman looked uncertain, but began writing.
我負(fù)責(zé)為某大型計(jì)算機(jī)軟件公司的新雇員介紹一些所需填的表格和文件。其中有一項(xiàng)是了解他們?cè)诩尤胛夜厩霸羞^哪些申請(qǐng)合法的發(fā)明專利。當(dāng)然，我知道，這一項(xiàng)并不
適合所有的人.所以我解釋說:我需要他們列一個(gè)任何自己的專利品清單。有個(gè)年較女士看上去有點(diǎn)疑感，但她還是寫了。
When I collected the forms，I saw that she had listed two pairs of shoes，with a bag to match.
收表的時(shí)候，我看到她的清單上寫著:兩雙鞋，用一個(gè)書包來搭配。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話3
An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, his wife was sitting at the kitchen table，waiting. Instead of questioning or scolding him，however , she simply asked pleasantly if he wanted dinner. He was not interested in eating，and went off to bed.
我的一個(gè)熟人在一次下班后，把車停在了一個(gè)小飯館前，在那兒他消磨可一個(gè)晚上。大約十點(diǎn)鐘他才回到家。他的妻子坐在廚房的桌旁等他。她沒有追問他什么，也沒有責(zé)怪他，只是和藹地問他想不想吃點(diǎn)什么。他已經(jīng)對(duì)晚餐不感興趣，于是，就上床睡覺了。
At 3:30 a. m.，the alarm went off. He scrambled out of bed and turned on the light. When he saw the time, he roared at his wife，demanding an explanation.
大約在凌晨三點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，鬧鐘突然響了。他趕緊掀開了被子，打開了燈。當(dāng)他看清了時(shí)問時(shí)，他沖妻子大聲地吼叫為什么。
"Well,"she replied placidly, "if it took you four-hours to get home from work，I figured it would take you four hours to get back to work，and I didn't want you to be late. "
妻子和氣地說:“我想，假如你下班回家路止花了四個(gè)小時(shí)的話，你上班當(dāng)然也需要花四個(gè)小時(shí)趕路了。我只是不想讓你遲到�！�
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話4
What are the Two Words?
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’. Would you promise me that?
Why, sure, Granny, said the girl. What are the two words?
是哪兩個(gè)詞？
一個(gè)非常和藹的老夫人有幾句話要對(duì)她的孫女說。我親愛的，老夫人說，我希望你能幫我一個(gè)忙。我要你答應(yīng)永遠(yuǎn)不要用兩個(gè)詞，一個(gè)是“討厭的”，另一個(gè)是“極好的”。你能答應(yīng)我嗎？
噢，當(dāng)然，奶奶。女孩說：是哪兩個(gè)詞？
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話5
A Present 凱特的禮物
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎?
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀?
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經(jīng)有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，你沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話6
余音
About to be shipped out on a long tour of duty over-seas，I had called my wife from a coin-operated telephone at an Army camp on the West Coast. As I walked away，the phone rang，and I answered it，expecting to be told of extra charges. "I thought you'd like to know,"the operator said,"that just after you hung up，the woman said,'I love you. "
即將因工作遠(yuǎn)征出海，我就在西海岸軍營(yíng)地用一個(gè)投幣電話給我的妻子撥了個(gè)電話。我剛要離開，電話鈴響了。我估計(jì)是讓我交超時(shí)費(fèi)，所以只好去接。接話員說:“我想你可能想知道，你剛掛斷電話，那個(gè)女的就說‘我愛你’�！�
帶有翻譯的`簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話7
A Monkey and a Flea
Mum: Baby, what’s the difference between a monkey and a flea? Baby: One is big and one is small.
Mum: Anything else?
Baby: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can’t have monkeys.經(jīng)典英語口語小笑話精選
媽媽：猴子和跳蚤有什么不同呢？
兒子：它們倆一大一小。
媽媽：還有呢？
兒子：猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話8
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once,the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!
彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個(gè)月的學(xué)習(xí)以成為一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射擊不行。一天他和伙伴們練習(xí)射擊，除了彼得其他人都沒有問題。他射了九次，一次也沒有命中目標(biāo)。這時(shí)，教新兵射擊的教官說：彼得，你看來是沒希望了，不要連最后一發(fā)子彈都浪費(fèi)掉！去那堵墻后面用它向自己打一槍吧。
Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
彼得感到非常慚愧。他走到那堵墻后面。幾分鐘后，教官和新兵們聽到一聲槍響。
Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?
上帝！教官叫起來，難道那個(gè)笨蛋真的朝自己開槍了？
He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.
他急忙跑到那堵墻后面，發(fā)現(xiàn)彼得安然無恙。對(duì)不起，長(zhǎng)官，他說，我還是沒有命中。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話9
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" .
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話。他問："主啊, 一百萬美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答："一便士"，男子又問："那一百萬年呢?"上帝說："一秒鐘"，最后男子請(qǐng)求道："上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答："過一秒鐘"。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話10
Put your feet in把腳放進(jìn)去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
一個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了�！艾旣�!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她。“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問。“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來，把腳放進(jìn)去�！�
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話11
Two Birds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說說看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
經(jīng)典英語小笑話：這有多嬌生慣養(yǎng)啊
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學(xué)校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?
哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。
帶有翻譯的簡(jiǎn)單的英語小笑話12
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .
老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：“學(xué)�！小薄�
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